Please stop telling me you want to bum me!!!!  (these are the messages i get most) instant fail. lol

If your dressed like where's Wally on ur profile picture - I'll more than likely talk to you.
Men with muscles are nice -but seriously if your gonna take a photo of yourself in the mirror make sure ur face doesn't make you look like ur trying to have a crap

I like dresses, shoes and pretty thing like most girls.

I can't swim!

I love ducks that much I eat them!

I'm a model-I have been for 10 years and I chose not to be paid! I don't care if you have a camera, there's no way your gonna shoot me-with ANYTHING!!!
I'm photogenic-which means I look better on photos
than in real life!

PLEASE HELP SUPPORT MY FRIENDS CHARITY
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I'm not after sex And I do not intend to feck anyone on here- so if you ask me if I'm rude Ill assume you mean verbally and tell you to feck off.

I'm a geeky girl, I like comics, camera's, vintage furniture. I love my sega mega drive! My fav toy is a mini
moto.

I'm a nice girl, I generally go for personality-but I'll admit it is alot harder to do that on here but if you message me and it's interesting or funny/rude funny - I'll appreciate it!

Don't sell yourself - I'm not gonna buy you-if ur not sure what to say just ask me a simple question about anything above.

I'm pale, I have the cutest ass you'll ever see.
If you want to buy me shoes go here www.irregularchoice.co.uk size 3 or 4 my address is.....lol

I'm kidding-I want nothing from you-I also have nothing to give.
I LIKE MEN THAT LOOK AFTER THERE TEEETH! cos if you don't I ain't kissing ya.

I DON'T TAKE DRUGS! (I don't need to, I'm mental enough)
IF YOU LIKE FOOTBALL MORE THAN CUDDLES -GO AWAY!
My hair belongs to someone in another country.